January 31st, 2018

EGYPTIAN PUNS:    
-What does King Tut’s secretary say on the phone? He can’t talk right now, He’s all wrapped up!
-Archaeologists excavating a pyramid in Egypt have found a mummy covered in chocolate and hazelnuts, they believe it to be Pharaoh Rocher.

GREEK PUNS:
-There are so many marble-ous statues in Greece but a lot of people take them for granite.
-Charon ferryman for the dead: it’s not a great job but he Styxs with it
-What’s that? You hate Greek puns? My Apollo-gees.

ROMAN PUNS:   
-Just Roman’ around
-What mouse was a Roman emperor? Julius Cheeser!
-How did they cut the Roman empire in half? With a pair of Caesars!

INDIAN PUNS:       
-Tried to borrow some bread from my neighbor but he said he got naan.
-Life gives you lemons, make pickle.

MEDIEVAL PUNS:    
-Who built King Arthur's Round Table? Sir Cumference!
-Guy on the rack: What doesn’t kill you makes you longer!

ARTIST PUNS:
-I think you should Vincent Van Gogh away!
-Grab the Monet and let’s Gogh.
-I photograph my pimples is zit art?

PRESENT DAY PUNS:   
-Obam-bruh
-Donald Trump: If I run in 2016 there will be hell toupee.

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