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January 31st, 2018

1/31/2018

 
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EGYPTIAN PUNS:    
-What does King Tut’s secretary say on the phone? He can’t talk right now, He’s all wrapped up!
-Archaeologists excavating a pyramid in Egypt have found a mummy covered in chocolate and hazelnuts, they believe it to be Pharaoh Rocher.

GREEK PUNS:
-There are so many marble-ous statues in Greece but a lot of people take them for granite.
-Charon ferryman for the dead: it’s not a great job but he Styxs with it
-What’s that? You hate Greek puns? My Apollo-gees.

ROMAN PUNS:   
-Just Roman’ around
-What mouse was a Roman emperor? Julius Cheeser!
-How did they cut the Roman empire in half? With a pair of Caesars!

INDIAN PUNS:       
-Tried to borrow some bread from my neighbor but he said he got naan.
-Life gives you lemons, make pickle.

MEDIEVAL PUNS:    
-Who built King Arthur's Round Table? Sir Cumference!
-Guy on the rack: What doesn’t kill you makes you longer!

ARTIST PUNS:
-I think you should Vincent Van Gogh away!
-Grab the Monet and let’s Gogh.
-I photograph my pimples is zit art?

PRESENT DAY PUNS:   
-Obam-bruh

-Donald Trump: If I run in 2016 there will be hell toupee.


Remembering Ed Lee

1/31/2018

 
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By Emma Yu

    Ed Lee was an amazing person and San Francisco’s beloved mayor who sadly passed away on December 12, 2017. He was a huge influence to many during his lifetime and achieved things most people wouldn’t even dream of doing.
    He was born into a family of Chinese Immigrants in Seattle, Washington on May 5th, 1952. His father passed away when he was only 15, and he worked at restaurants to support his family. He got a B.A. at Bowdoin College in Brunswick, Maine and a J.D. at UC Berkeley School of Law. After college, he became a civil rights attorney and practiced law for the San Francisco Asian Law Caucus, fighting for the rights of Asian-Americans like himself. In honor of his fantastic life, here are some pretty amazing facts about him.

Top Five Facts About Ed Lee:
  1. He helped with tenants’ rights and housing issues in the Asian Law Caucus. As a result, his work resulted in eviction rates, rent, and house prices to drop.
  2. He won the majority vote for mayor of the Board of Supervisors by a staggering 10 to 1.
  3. Ed Lee wasn’t even going to run for mayor at first in 2011 after his first term expired and it took the support of three political activists, his daughters, and former two-term mayor Dianne Feinstein (who together created the “Run Ed, Run!” campaign) just to convince him to run for a second term.
  4. He took actions to provide more affordable housing for teachers and the lower to middle class, like creating a Housing Trust Fund, the Ellis Act Housing Preference Program (which prevented people from getting evicted by their landlords), and started a $44 million project to create houses that teachers could afford. He’s also added the most houses to the housing market than any other mayor before him.
  5. His goal was to have renewable energy make up 50% of the total energy consumption in SF by 2030. Thanks to his actions, greenhouse gas emission dropped by 28%.

​Sources:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ed_Lee_(politician)
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/12/12/us/ed-lee-dead.html
http://sfmayor.org/about-mayor
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bowdoin_College
https://www.citylab.com/equity/2017/12/ed-lees-legacy/548174/
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/01/08/us/08mayor.html


Creative Writing: THIS IS ONLY A JOKE. THIS IS A JOKE TO TEST THE INDOOR PLUMBING SYSTEM

1/31/2018

 
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By Anya Sleeper Sheppard and Eva Ciobanu  
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      Now, when you saw the title of this page, you probably were confused. I mean, who would write about the school’s plumbing? That would be SO boring, right? That would be the case if APG had
normal plumbing. Well, lucky for you (or unlucky for you if you go down there), the school DOES NOT have normal plumbing. Now, you might be thinking, what do you mean Giannini doesn’t have normal plumbing? What I mean is the result of a terrible disaster that happened over 50 years ago. You must be wondering what exactly happened those many years ago.

      It all started when poor little Tommy, a sixth grader, was dared by the eighth graders to go down into the boiler room. He nervously descended the rusty ladder. He watched as the eighth graders’ looming figures slowly shrunk as he climbed down. When he reached the bottom, he jumped down, his feet echoing around the dark room.
      He timidly looked around, taking in all the dust and pipes cluttered around the room. He continued to examine the room when he thought he saw a red light flicker. He went forward to take a closer look, but then jumped back quickly.
      It wasn’t a light.
      It was a pair of red, glowing eyes! He started to feel anxious. He was about to go back upstairs when he spotted something shiny in an air vent near the ceiling. Excited, he quickly climbed up to see what it was. As he started to climb up one of the pipes to reach the vent, he was dragged up the pipe and into forever darkness.

      To this day, his rotting corpse continues to make the school smell like your brother’s moldy old gym socks. :D
    Now, learn a lesson from poor Tommy and NEVER EVER go down to the boiler room, because you may never come back up.

DUN DUN DUNNNNN!!!

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