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What kind of teacher are you?

12/12/2017

 

By Amelia Chietti and Zoë Teu

Take this quiz to find out if you’re the Trump of all teachers,  a chill teacher that all students love, a psychotic maniac that gets set off by everything, or a substitute teacher.

  1. One of your students forgot to bring their pencil and they ask you for one. You:
    a.
    Give your student your special emergency pencil.
    b.
    Release your blood thirsty wolves on their family.
    c. Find an article online about pencil borrowing and read it word for word.
    d.
    Deport them to the principal’s office.

       2.   One of your students wants to retake a test that they failed. You:
            a. Remind them that they can retake a test as many times as they want.
           
b. Give a major lecture on how if the first time is not good enough then you’re not good enough.
            c. Email the principal because you can’t make a decision for yourself.
            d. Tell the student not to worry, since the Russians rigged it anyway.

       3.   You see your student outside of school. They start to approach you. You:
            a. Say hi to them and  introduce them to your friends.

            b. Start banging your head on the nearest hard object to avoid conversation.
            c. Dive under a table and start having a nervous breakdown.
            d. Put your hand in their face and say, “don’t talk to me”

       4. Your student comes late and brings a late pass. You:
          a. Set it aside and give them a lollipop.
          b. Tear it to shreds and throw it in their face while screaming at them.
          c. Say, “I’m putting you on the list” and give them the stink eye.
         d .Build a wall around them and make them pay for it.

 5.    It’s the day before one of your students moves to another school. You:
           a.Throw them a going away party which includes live music and a circus.
           b.Start screaming at them and give them detention as you explain how this school is the   
             best of the best.

           c. Say, “you have to talk to your teacher about it first,” even though you already have.
           d. Get defensive and say something racist about their grandma.

What kind of teacher are you- answers
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All A’s
You’re a chill teacher that all students love! You’re calm and collected and think of your students more as friends than students.




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All B’s
You’re a psychotic maniac and you get set off by everything!
You’re a bloodthirsty monster who loves seeing middle schoolers suffer.


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All C’s
You’re a substitute teacher! You can not do anything on your own and must ask the regular teacher everything because you are so clueless.


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All D’s
You’re the Trump of all teachers!!!
You are a sexist Demagogue who is a bad influence on middle schoolers and uses your Cheeto skin to control the innocents.  


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