By Anya Sheppard and Eva Ciobanu
Once upon a time there was a gang of VSCO girls. They destroyed everything in their path with cries of “sksksksksk” and “and I oop”. They go around and burn down Urban Outfitters and Brandy Mellville after stealing all of their clothes. They run through the city snatching every scrunchie and puka shell necklace. They hit everyone on the head with their sticker covered hydro flasks and when the person falls they scream “AND I OOP”.
But then another fierce gang showed up. They were wearing oversized hoodies and armed with the iPhone 11 Pro and AirPods. They ran up to the devilish VSCO girls and started beating them up and cracking their phones screens on their head. As they hit the VSCO girls they yell “WE IRRITATING, PERIODT!!!” The VSCO girls cowered in fear and feebly raised their hydro flasks in surrender. “Sksksksk we’re sorry!!!” But the winning gang will never forgive them, and declare, “Thas clownery luv.”
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